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SUBJECT DOSSIER

THE LAST MAN UNDERGROUND

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Stevie Hazmat — surface contact, subject photographed in protective gear

Surface contact — subject photographed in protective gear. Source: chemical survey team.

DESIGNATIONCONTAINED
SUBJECTSTEVIE HAZMAT
ORIGINBOMB SHELTER · SUBLEVEL
STATUSSURFACE-WANDERING
DIETEXPIRED TINS
EDUCATIONVHS · GENRE CINEMA
OUTPUTWORD PUZZLES
THREAT LEVELHARMLESS (PROBABLY)
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Stevie Hazmat was born in an underground bomb shelter where he survived for decades eating expired food tins while binge-watching genre cinema on VHS.

Until his accidental discovery by a chemical manufacturer searching for a secluded area to dump toxic waste, Stevie had believed that he was the sole person alive on Earth.

Stevie was shocked to learn that the mysterious above-ground world, which he had grown to fear over his many years in isolation, was not destroyed by atomic fire as he was taught by the long-dead caretakers of his youth.

Forced out of seclusion and terrified of the strange new above-ground world, Stevie now wanders the countryside clad in a hazmat suit and gas mask, desperately searching for a new bomb shelter to call home.

To pass his time, Stevie scribbles word puzzles about the movies that were his sole companions down in the dark bunker.